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Good afternoon to you too, Rapunzel. You don't approve of my message?

[Pause.]

You want me to join a student council?

Yes and no in reverse order.

[ without missing a beat! ]

What would you suggest instead, and why, particularly when it seems rather odd, in reverse order of the order you used?

Because.... Because it's easier to say "yes and no" than "no and yes"! Isn't it?

I think they're equivalent, but one is more familiar. But what I meant was that I was speaking in reverse order of your reverse order. And I was asking why you thought I should join this council. Especially with these questions.

[Wait, is he starting to do her muttering thing... No, no, it's just a coincidence.]

And you didn't say -- what would be a better message?

[ Speaking.... in reverse of .... her reverse ... ]

[ OH GOD THIS IS HIS VERSION OF THE SMOULDER ISN'T IT

HE WHIPS OUT THE WORD PLAY AND THAT'S IT GAME OVER ]

Stop that! [ it's not even that complicated... ] Doesn't it sound like fun? I mean you need to make more friends and I've never been on a student council and everyone is doing it.

[ yup still neglecting the message part ]

[He laughs a little--]--Stop what?

[How unexpected -- clearly measurable tsun just from wordplay! ... This is something he might even pursue in his free time.]

I need to make more friends? [To develop his powers? Hm. She might have a point there.]

Well, perhaps. If you tell me how I'm supposed to improve my message, I suppose I could place it under consideration.

[ WHY DOESN'T HE PURSUE WORLD PEACE??? oh wait ]

Without a motive, Itsuki? It doesn't count if what you do for fun still benefits your work.

[shit how did she read that........]

I can't help it if it happens to benefit my work, can I? Even if it is purely fun, the improvement in my mental state probably benefits my work.

Let's see what your message sounds like, then.

[doo de doo... dialing in separately...]

A-AHEM. [ attempting to clear her throat! attempting to get his attention! hello hello hello! ] My... voicemail message doesn't reaaaally have anything to do with the subject at hand does it?

[ignoring and proceeding:

"We're sorry. You have reached the voicemail box of--" "Rapunzel! Heh. Much better."]

Ah, so it is much better; it even says so--

["Anyway, uh - aha. I'm not here but if you want me to get back to you? I challenge you to leave the weirdest message you can think of. Strange messages? Definitely the best. That means you, Draco. Um...]

Dear me, who's Draco?

["Oh— No, I forgot again to - !" "Please leave your message after the tone."

Beeep.]

You're right. Tantalizing mystery at the end, strange references in the middle... Could I perhaps just copy the entire message for myself?

Edited (surplus crap...) 2012-09-08 05:23 (UTC)

[ She has literally never been this embarrassed in her life ever.

She's also never wanted to strangle anyone this much before.

~~ALSO WOW NOT COOL DW I WASN'T DONE i didn't want that journal...~~ ]

[ BUT SHE WILL PREVAIL!!! And barrel right on ahead as though that wasn't humiliating at all! ]

Sure! You can do whatever you want. Actually? If I'd known you were even interested in tantalizing mysteries? I would've shown it to you a long time ago! Especially if you think my experience is going to improve your own performance.

Oh, but I've told you about Suzumiya-san and her mission. Tantalizing mysteries are what add spice to my life. I'm sure you knew that. Still, thank you for your permission. Perhaps I'll model mine appropriately.

Actually, I believe I know the Draco to which you were referring. "Draco Malfoy"-- ah, what a name.

What? [ oh god he is a freaaakkk ]

I... I guess. I haven't really thought about it.

What have you been thinking about, then? Ah, how he can leave you strange messages?

How-- No! Stop saying things to provoke me! And I've been thinking about how maybe I should change that to "Itsuki Dull-kun Koizumi" since you're so stuck on it!

Ah, I'm sorry. ["I didn't know that your own words would provoke you so"--

No, but he'll relent. Kind of.]

Well, then, back to what you were saying? Something about your unexpectedly close relationship with Mr. Malfoy?

Edited (being trholly) 2012-09-09 14:44 (UTC)

I don't think I was saying anything like that...

Well, luckily, you now have the opportunity.

Assuming I want the opportunity.

No, even if you don't want it, you have it.

noooooo surprise replacement tags are the best holly.

G-GEEZE don't go saying weird stuff like that!!

b-but... it's how i really feel in my heart, senpai...

we've been over this! i cannot accept your feelings at this juncture!

i -- i understand. i'll keep waiting...

(1/YOU KNOW THE DRILL) under the cherry blossoms???

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DONE

AS THE SEASONS CHANGE.... i wait in the snow, watching a fox...

meanwhile in russia holly files a restraining order

joke's on you, because in soviet russia, order restrains YOU

NO NOT ALLOWED that is cheating

cheating is also obeying the law in soviet russia

(1/2) ah, but kohai darling..... there IS no law in soviet russia

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WELL EVEN BETTER THEN... then i wasn't cheating at all

LMAO shit. fine this one is yours!!

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