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[deputychief]

You've reached Itsuki Koizumi; I will be sure to return messages as promptly as possible.

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BAH pesimmeist optimist it's all a matter of simmantics

[deputychief]

Well, it's not the sort of thing that one is truly likely to be honest about to someone whom you've no prior knowledge of and who you suspect to be more than a little bit--unusual, to say the least.

[Sigh. Let's simplify the matter.]

--Are you planning to tie me up if I say yes?

kaflajsaflkf IT ISN'T AS SIMMEPLE AS THAT

[glistens]

Well.... Itsuki if that's what you like, sure! I'm supposed to make you happy.

YES IT IS. it's just the circle of life. just ask simmba

[deputychief]

[oy.]

I see. [can he even imagine this?

...Actually, he can. That makes it even worse.]

Well, thank you for the offer. As it happens, I don't think I'd like that right now, but if anything changes, I'll let you know.

["let's get to the bondage LATER okay"]

[glistens]

Okay! I will definitely hold you to that. [ haha get it ] Does that apply to everything else you said too? Because I'm kind of in shock that you're two years younger than me and I never realized it. [ yes she's giggling at you now.




don't you feel like a man. ]

[deputychief]

[wow rapunzel do you take glee in emasculation or something?

in fact his manhood does not feel affected by you okay?! not at all]

... Well, that part is true. In my defense, your years aren't really quite like anyone else's.

[glistens]

[ sharing is caring, koi-chan ]

You're right. They're amazing. I used to measure my height on the wall behind the spinning wheel so Mother wouldn't see and get angry? No one else that I've met has a spinning wheel wall.

[deputychief]

Y...es. Precisely.

[glistens]

You should call me Rapunzel-sama.

[deputychief]

Do you mean Rapunzel-senpai?

["-sama" is reserved for mocking Sena, okay.]

[glistens]

No.







I don't.

[deputychief]

[Okay.

Slyly, in a low tone -- in something approaching that tone, he says:]

As you wish... Rapunzel-sama.

[corona]

Oh - ITSUKI THAT'S CHEATING! Come on!

[deputychief]

Forgive me -- I thought it was simply obeying the rules.

[glistens]

I don't remember any rules.

[deputychief]

Ah... Well, I'm sorry, but how then could I be cheating?

1/2

[corona]

[ HAHAHA SHIT!!!



keywords all across the sky ]

2/3 shit i'm forgetting to finish my combos again this is a bad sign

[corona]

[ Nope. No. No way she's giving in to - intimidation tactics. The tone of voice she volleys back isn't quite like his; it's sweeter for a start, and rather than smooth, a bit broken - despite the underlying hint of something forceful. It's

N E E D Y. ]

[corona]

[ It's a bad scene is what I'm saying.

And because she learns from the best (example) and practices with the worst (perfection), he gets for his jackassery that bitten lip too. ]

Itsuki, please.

[deputychief]

[... No apology, like Mitt Romney. But-- he will change the subject for her if that's what she wants.]

...Did you have anything else you wanted to know about in relation to my survey?

[corona]

Is that really how tall you are?

[ What's left of the rest was mostly (unsurprisingly) pretty boring... ]

[deputychief]

Yes, it is.

I'm sure that seemed about right to you before, as well, didn't it?

[corona]

I don't know. I never got an official record. The ice cream started melting.

But see? This wasn't so hard at all! You were all concerned for no reason.

[deputychief]

[Oh, Rapunzel. Oh man. Better just...]

Yes, of course, you're right.