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[deputychief]

You've reached Itsuki Koizumi; I will be sure to return messages as promptly as possible.

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WELL EVEN BETTER THEN... then i wasn't cheating at all

[deputychief]

Oh, but I've told you about Suzumiya-san and her mission. Tantalizing mysteries are what add spice to my life. I'm sure you knew that. Still, thank you for your permission. Perhaps I'll model mine appropriately.

Actually, I believe I know the Draco to which you were referring. "Draco Malfoy"-- ah, what a name.

LMAO shit. fine this one is yours!!

[corona]

What? [ oh god he is a freaaakkk ]

I... I guess. I haven't really thought about it.

[deputychief]

What have you been thinking about, then? Ah, how he can leave you strange messages?

[corona]

How-- No! Stop saying things to provoke me! And I've been thinking about how maybe I should change that to "Itsuki Dull-kun Koizumi" since you're so stuck on it!

[deputychief]

Ah, I'm sorry. ["I didn't know that your own words would provoke you so"--

No, but he'll relent. Kind of.]

Well, then, back to what you were saying? Something about your unexpectedly close relationship with Mr. Malfoy?

[corona]

I don't think I was saying anything like that...

[deputychief]

Well, luckily, you now have the opportunity.

[corona]

Assuming I want the opportunity.

[deputychief]

No, even if you don't want it, you have it.

[glistens]

N-No, I'm giving it away now! It's yours.

—Wait, why unexpectedly? Why is it unexpected that I'd be friends with Draco?

[deputychief]

He's not what you might call a particularly pleasant personality, is he?

[glistens]

You... think I'm pleasant?

[deputychief]

Of course you are. But not him. I don't think he would, either.

1/2

[corona]

[ sigh ] No... He thinks he's an asshole...

[corona]

I mean it's true, but-- Do you talk to him that often, Partner? You sound really sure.

[deputychief]

No, I don't, Rapunzel. I've seen his network posts and spoken with him, I think, twice. But that was certainly enough to get a picture of what he does and doesn't think himself, outwardly. Inwardly is what I leave to you and your unexpectedly close relationship.

[corona]

[ something about this situation......... ]



Uh... huh.

And - that's all you have to say?

[deputychief]

... That's all I have to say about it, yes. What do you have to say?

[corona]

Um. Are questions acceptable?

[deputychief]

Certainly.

[corona]

Uh. Heh. Well - I know you like to talk, Partner, but usually there's... a point? To what you say? Why bring this up at all if you were going to squash the subject yourself in the end anyway?

[deputychief]

[JEALOUSY OBVIOUSLY ARE YOU BLIND WOMAN

--He pauses.]

Well, perhaps you're right. Let's get back to this student council, then.

[glistens]

[ Did he— No. No way. No, if he wanted to question dodge and subject change... surely he could've done a more adept job than that! He's him. This must be some kind of mistake. also the answer is yes

Maybe he misunderstood? ]

Um. Sorry, what about the student council?

[deputychief]

[you keep asking yourself questions with obvious explanations, rapunzel!]

Did you look at the questionnaire she offered for males?

[glistens]

Yes. I looked at everything when I opened the broadcast. Why?

[ ...they aren't obvious to her!! ]