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[deputychief]

You've reached Itsuki Koizumi; I will be sure to return messages as promptly as possible.

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the keywords are on the other foot now!

[deputychief]

[oh boy.

c'mon shino, don't let him down.]


Well. As you know, that isn't all that guys actually think about. Those questions will probably not be answered honestly by many. That word can be used in other ways as well,--[hastily] which a good dictionary will inform you about better than I can. And... may I ask why it was that you thought this would interest me so?

o no don't you start being intelligent

[glistens]

I told you— [ just has hasty ] You should make friends. Or if - even if you don't make friends! You need to have fun. Right? There aren't enough festivals for me to take you to one every day...

i AM i am simmeazing!

[deputychief]

Ah, well... I think I have friends [acquaintances, colleagues, whatever] and I certainly think I have fun, and I don't know that this will truly be the most conducive to the further pursuit of that goal, but - after all, you'll be there, I suppose, and it could potentially be [--useful--] fun, yes.

NO NOT ALLOWED THAT IS OFF <S>SIMMITS</S> LIMITS

[glistens]

You wouldn't say think if it were true...

Didn't you have these at your school? I... don't actually know what it's called but-- Don't you miss it? Doing something with for no reason? With... no goal attached to it, I mean? When was the last time you had fun like that? I've never done it so you probably haven't either.

[ There's another question she's itching to ask but she'll hold her tongue for the time being. ]

wow way to be simmpathetic

[deputychief]

[guilty as charged.]

No goal whatsoever, except to have fun?

[Pause....]

Well, I don't think "student council" really qualifies... especially if you're not the student council president. [Or at least the power behind the throne.] But all right - point taken. [He already said he was in anyway!

Now you can ask your question.]

i will simmite you where you stand so help me

[corona]

[ SHE STRIVES FOR MORE THAN COMPLIANCE!! Rapunzel likes her furniture friends to comply and like it. ]

But... if you're in can I ask you something?

no i don't believe you... i think these threat are holl(y)ow

[deputychief]

[ the worst. ]

Of course, you can.

THAT ONE DOESN'T COUNT

[corona]

So - you said that people's answers would be - misleading. Right?

WELL COME ON i had to dress it up a little. i had to deck the halls with boughs of holly

[deputychief]

Yes, I did.

[sinking feeling]

1/2

[corona]

[ he's pretty much the titanic ]

So...

oh i almost forgot: I WILL NOT BE ASSIMMELATED

[corona]

Do you really like being tied up?

1/2

[deputychief]

[KEY

WORDS]

YES YOU WILL. your very body and physihollogy will change

[deputychief]

[why does he say ANYTHING on the network where she can read it]

I think you may take it for granted that I wasn't being entirely true in my statements in the course of describing any preferences that I might not actually have in that direction, given the situation.

[--though the level of falsehood is yet to be determined as well.

...sometimes she falls for these half-statements (or seems to anyway), sometimes she doesn't. worth a try.]

1/2 no. i am not a pesimmeist. i will FIGHT and i will WIN

[corona]

Well... that's why I asked. To see if you were being honest.

[ She actually has to sit and think about the rest of the sentence however. ]

[corona]

... Wait, what?

BAH pesimmeist optimist it's all a matter of simmantics

[deputychief]

Well, it's not the sort of thing that one is truly likely to be honest about to someone whom you've no prior knowledge of and who you suspect to be more than a little bit--unusual, to say the least.

[Sigh. Let's simplify the matter.]

--Are you planning to tie me up if I say yes?

kaflajsaflkf IT ISN'T AS SIMMEPLE AS THAT

[glistens]

Well.... Itsuki if that's what you like, sure! I'm supposed to make you happy.

YES IT IS. it's just the circle of life. just ask simmba

[deputychief]

[oy.]

I see. [can he even imagine this?

...Actually, he can. That makes it even worse.]

Well, thank you for the offer. As it happens, I don't think I'd like that right now, but if anything changes, I'll let you know.

["let's get to the bondage LATER okay"]

[glistens]

Okay! I will definitely hold you to that. [ haha get it ] Does that apply to everything else you said too? Because I'm kind of in shock that you're two years younger than me and I never realized it. [ yes she's giggling at you now.




don't you feel like a man. ]

[deputychief]

[wow rapunzel do you take glee in emasculation or something?

in fact his manhood does not feel affected by you okay?! not at all]

... Well, that part is true. In my defense, your years aren't really quite like anyone else's.

[glistens]

[ sharing is caring, koi-chan ]

You're right. They're amazing. I used to measure my height on the wall behind the spinning wheel so Mother wouldn't see and get angry? No one else that I've met has a spinning wheel wall.

[deputychief]

Y...es. Precisely.

[glistens]

You should call me Rapunzel-sama.

[deputychief]

Do you mean Rapunzel-senpai?

["-sama" is reserved for mocking Sena, okay.]

[glistens]

No.







I don't.